Saturday, October 01, 2005

Louisiana Refund




BATON ROUGE, LA. - The White House announced today that President Bush has successfully sold the state of Louisiana back to the French at more than double its original selling price of $11,250,000.

"I stand here today in unity with the French Prime Minister, who was so kind to accept my offer of Louisiana in exchange for 25 million dollars cash" said President Bush. "Jack understands full well that this one's a fixer upper."

The decision has been widely lauded by Republicans. "This is an unexpected but brilliant move by the President," said Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist. "Instead of spending billions and billions, and billions of dollars rebuilding the state of Louisiana, we've just made 25 million dollars in pure profit."

Chiraq thinking: The bumbling Booosh is such a sucker. First Louisiana, next the Louisiana Purchase, all the way to Canada.

Bush thinking: Poor deluded Jack! As soon as he cleans up the place I'm just gonna take it back. I think the Minutemen, those vigilantee boys, will do nicely. Kick the cheese-eating-surrender-monkeys right into the Golf of Mexco.

ps...Thanks to Texasjudy Floyd for the original article.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bill,
This is funny.

Prim

8:23 PM  
Anonymous Pamela said...

In Sunday's St Petersburg Times ( the worst newspaper in the USA according to Bill O'Reilly) is a commentary re: Katrina federal disaster aid. He spoke of Florida's way of preparing and dealing with hurricanes during and after hurricanes.
Gov. Jeb Bush wrote that Florida's emergency response system is second to none. And he noted Florida has been hit with 7 hurricanes and 2 tropical storms in just 13 months.
He believes in the bottom-up approach for the best and quickest results. He is against the federal gov't taking over and that FEMA should only provide federal resources and temporary housing. The federal gov't cannot replicate or replace the sense of purpose and urgency that unites Floridians working to help families, friends and neighbors.
The commentary is very thoughtful and rather profound given what the Democrat-run state of Louisanna didn't do!
Jeb should be president someday.
We have billions in surplus $$$ in our treasury and we do NOT have a state income tax!
He is the best!

3:31 PM  
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