Gizoogle This

Ma man Craig DeLuz introduced the Western Alliance blog’as to the wonders of Gizoogle. Craig says, Finely There is a way fo` those of you uptight, prehistizzles conservatizzles ta be able ta reach tha hip hop generizzle … It’s called Gizooglizzles. Well I had to look.

The pic above is a sample from the site. Then there are sample translations like this piece from the Declaration of Independence:

We hold these truths ta be self-evizzles tizzy all men is created equal, that They is endowed by they Creator wit certain unalienable Rights, thizzat among These is Life, Liberty n tha pursuit of Happiness . Boo-Yaa!

The best feature is the Testualizer that will tranzilate your input text. So tried a few segments from a recent post called “Stupid in America: Blame tha Liberals.” OK, so far? Here is what I wrote:

The severe deterioration of public education began in the late 1960s when the National Education Association converted from a teacher’s professional association into a trade union.

Liberal views of education policy were evangelically egalitarian, opposed to the traditional meritocracy, and radically self-indulgent.

This dumbing-down of mathematics was nudged into a political direction by educators who call themselves "critical theorists."

There are few things more creative than a fourth grader engaged in deep, critical reflection about certain ways of being.

Decreasing competence is only the beginning of the story. Intellect loses its virtue when it ceases to seek truth and turns to the pursuit of political ends.

And now the tranzilation:

The severe deteriorizzle of public education began in tha late 1960s whizzen tha National Education Association converted friznom a teacha’s professizzles association into a trade union . Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay.

Liberal views of education policy were evangelically egalizzles opposed ta tha traditizzle meritocrizzle n radically self-indizzle . Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos.

This dumb'n-down of mathemizzles was nudged into a politizzles direction by educators who cizzall themselves "critical theorists."

There is few th'n more creative than a fourth grada engaged in deep, critical reflection `bout certain ways of weed-smokin'.

Decreas'n competence is only tha beginn'n of tha story . Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. Intellect loses its virtue when it ceazes ta seek truth n turns ta tha pursuit of politizzles ends . know what im sayin?.

Well, I’m hooked now. Think im gonna write all mah shiznit in this new language.