Sunday, September 09, 2007

Democrats Tee Off OBL

Satchel Pooch: EEW… What is that??

Bucky Katt: I don’t know the exact species, but it’s got no spine, so it would be in phylum Democrata.

Darby Conley (“Get Fuzzy”) figured the Dem peaceniks were no match for warlike Islamists.

It’s now clear from the latest OBL transcript (viewed by clicking
here) to all but the most disturbed cool-aid drinkers that Osama bin Laden thought the Democrats were his partners in creating the world he wants to live in.

“People of America: the world is following your news in regards to your invasion of Iraq, for people have recently come to know that, after several years of the tragedies of this war, the vast majority of you want it stopped. Thus, you elected the Democratic Party for this purpose, but the Democrats haven't made a move worth mentioning. On the contrary, they continue to agree to the spending of tens of billions to continue the killing and war there, which has led to the vast majority of you being afflicted with disappointment.”
Indeed, Harry Reed is also disappointed, Michael Moore is disappointed, Cindy Sheehan, who plans to oppose Nancy Pelosi in a Dem primary fight, is too. OBL asks the pregnant question: “Why have the Democrats failed to stop this war, despite them being the majority?”

According to bin Laden there are two ways to end the war:

“The first is from our side, and it is to continue to escalate the killing and fighting against you." The second is to do away with the American democratic system of government. "It has now become clear to you and the entire world the impotence of the democratic system and how it plays with the interests of the peoples and their blood by sacrificing soldiers and populations to achieve the interests of the major corporations.”
Speaking from talking points, OBL refers to “the reeling of many of you under the burden of interest-related debts, insane taxes and real estate mortgages; global warming and its woes...” He goes on to call Noam Chomsky “among one of the most capable of those from your own side, for his opposition to the war” (and practically every other US foreign policy in the last 50 years.)

“To conclude,” bin Laden says, “I invite you to embrace Islam.”
Unfortunately for Osama, not quite enough Democrats have bought into his vision.


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