Terrorist Season

Continuing in the good humor vein, this piece from my good friend Gene is the solution to that little terrorist mixup over there in I-rak.

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North and South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about the Terrorists:

1. The terrorist season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like BBQ chicken.

4. They don't like beer, football, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt and are plotting against Dale Jr.

That little mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.